Because the first post was so damn good I thought I would follow it up with more random thoughts on graveyard clientele.
1. Please make sure your zipper is up BEFORE you step through the door. As entertaining as you think it may be, it makes me want to vomit on myself. just sayin...
2. I really LOVE it when you hand me crumpled money and proceed to tell me how it's been in your pocket all day long while you were sweating!!! You can be sure I will make a spectacle out of not only uncrumpling said money, but also sanitizing my hands in front of you so you know what a pig I think you are!!
3.Yes, that is $4.00 and has been the last 4 times you counted it. Get your ass back to kindergarten.
4. Don't complain to me about the air conditioning or how cold you are. You're here for 5 minutes, I'm here for 8 hours. Get over it.
5. You aren't curing a disease the longer you wander around, get your shit and get out!
6. If you come in after 12am looking like a $10 hooker chances are you are one and SOMEONE will point it out to you. It's not my problem and I'm not going to correct them because in my mind I agree. So, put your cloths on BEFORE you leave the house.
7. There's nothing worse than a cowboy trying to be Rock~n~Roll. Please leave.
8. Most of your jokes are not funny by 2am. Don't bother I will only muster up a fake laugh for you and walk away.
9.Here's the thing I want you to realize...if you don't see it WE DON'T HAVE IT!!!
10. And of course my all time favorite.... the restroom is STILL in the same place it was last time. UNDER THAT HUGE BRIGHT SIGN!!! It's like staring directly into the sun for cripe's sake!!
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