Who would have thought, me, the aspiring blog mistress with a three part series on Stupid Bitches!! I realize that the last post: "I've sank your Battle Ship" may have seemed unrelated, but trust me when I say it most definitely was related to Stupid Bitches. One Stupid Bitch specifically. Which brings me to today's post. I have come to realize that this topic is such a broad one that there is simply NOT ENOUGH that can be said about Stupid Bitches!!
In fact here are a few more you may have also met!!!
1. The Perfectly Manicured Bitch- Have you met this Bitch? I have!! The one who gets her nails done every week and leaves the salon to go shopping while they are still wet and then expects the general public to reach into her pockets and purse to get her keys, phone, wallet, etc.. Here's an idea Bitch~ why don't you do like the rest of us average pee on's do and wait AT THE SALON until your nails are dry THEN go shopping!!! Wild concept I know!! Try it out it works well for the rest of us simple minded folk! I promise!
2. The Know-it-All-Bitch- There isn't anything you can say or do that she can't do and do better, at least in her little head!! If you have climbed Mt. Everest, she climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro and she did it yesterday!!! Or better yet this woman can tell you how to run your life better than you can and how to raise your children because she is an expert and went so green that she buys everything she sees and fills that huge house of hers with the even bigger carbon foot print!!! ;p
3. The Public Outburst Bitch- Ever witnessed one of these bitches? Having a bad day? Well, why not run down to your nearest convenient store and have a public outburst about your life and spill EVERY, single, last detail of your life about how you got knocked up and your man is a bastard!!! And THEN ...add the cherry to that sundae and burst into tears and run out!!! (I'm laughing right now just seeing that whole moment in my head all over again!!! hahahahaha)
4.The Center of Attention Bitch- This Perhaps is my LEAST favorite of all!! The Bitch that no matter the scenario has to be the center of everything! The one who simply can not understand what is going on if you are not bowing down to kiss her ass when she rolls through town! The one who can not stand to just let people be who they are even if that means they are different from her personality! The one who expects you to cater to HER, to apologize to her even when she may be wrong. To all these Bitches- Please refer to the last post, "I've sank your Battle Ship!" Later Bitch!!
5. The Story for Everything Bitch- This is the, "and one time at band camp", bitch. It doesn't matter what you've done or been through this Bitch has done it, seen it, been there, or slept with it first!!!! Sit down cuz this Bitch is gonna tell you alllll about it!!!!
Today's blog is dedicated to Nix! Love you lady!!
