I've sank your Battle Ship!!!

I see by my stat reader that last weeks post, "How to know you're dealing with a Stupid Bitch" was fairly popular amongst my fans. I also learned, by accident, it was popular amongst an enemy or two!! : )
So, today's chat is brought to you by Stupid Bitches who can't handle the truth!!! (Let me pull out my smoking jacket and pipe and settle into my arm chair Ala Deep Thoughts style.)
Over the years I have made many mistakes. Let me reiterate that.. many, MANY mistakes. And I'm not going to lie and say, "Oh, I wouldn't take anything back because they have all made me exactly who I am!" Sometimes I think people are idiots because you know there is shit we would ALL take back. Have they made me who I am? Yep, sure have and hopefully I have learned some good lessons from them, but did they always need to be learned? Nope!!!! Like my family has always told me I tend to learn the hard way! But I digress! If I could have gotten away without making those truly shitty mistakes I would have but oh well! They have still delivered me right to this very spot battle scars and all!
I may not like my life every single day but every other day it's pretty damn good! I have a job, I pay my own bills, I stand on MY OWN TWO FEET!!! Is it rough? Sure fuckin is!!! Do I have money for pretty cloths all the time? Nope! Do I feel pretty all the damn time? Nope!! Do I always feel my best? Fuck no!! But here's what I DO know for sure......
I know what's important: 1)My Family!!! Mama, Dad, brother, his wife & kids and the extended. I love you all very much! 2)The 2 women pictured to your right >>>>> my best friends! We are each others rocks when need be, sounding boards, and a slap of reality if needed and always, ALWAYS a good laugh!!! I love you girls!!
3)The other few people of my small circle that I will ALWAYS call my dear friends! You know who you are! Love you!
4) Being a woman of substance and integrity!!!
Workin my ass to the bone isn't always fun. Partyin' is. But I would rather know what I stand for and not have to run around from place to place wondering! So in short, no I'm not going to apologize to you ( and you know who you are) and "admit I was wrong" because I wasn't wrong for anything. And I do not wish to make peace. In fact, my life has been VERY peaceful without you! You are not the kind of person I want in my life. You are all fun and good times which is just that. But when anyone really needed ya, you were worthless. I have what I need. Thanks! Now THAT'S RealTalk!!
Oh and for any Stupid Bitches reading this, here are some foot notes for any words that you may not have understood in the above post! Sound them out slooowwwwlllyyy!!!! ; )

Integrity: adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.
Substance: 1.the actual matter of a thing, as opposed to the appearance or shadow; reality. 2.the subject matter of thought, discourse, study, etc.