I've begun to wonder as of late if some men actually realize what douche bags they really might be. How do you get up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror and not realize that you could very well be a douche bag? Until recently, I was a douche bag magnet. And I never realized there are several levels of douche bag-dom.
Some of which I have compiled here as a helpful guide. Whether you think you are dating a possible douche bag or struggling to determine if you, yourself are a d-bag, this might help!
1.The Douche bag may be strutting around with a "popped collar". Just like a proud Peacock. Don't be proud, you look like an idiot! That shit went out with Don Johnson!
2.He wears his hat to the side. You look like you are 12. If this was the look you were going for then you have succeeded!! However, most grown, intelligent, attractive women don't find 12 year old boys attractive. There's a word if they do and they belong in prison.
3.The guy who takes off his sunglasses casually places them in his mouth and then winks at you. I can't even talk about this anymore because it makes me want to vomit on myself.
4.The douche bag who MUST at all times wear 1 or more pieces of clothing displaying his fraternity. If you graduated more than 5 years ago let it go and move on, no one gives a shit! Alpha Gamma Delta your ass on out of here!!kthx!
5.In a group no matter how big or small HE is the only one talking and laughing at his own conversation!
6.The newest and nastiest kind of douche bag is the one who rates women and makes it publicly known with graphs, charts, scoring systems, "x"'s. How about this...all of you line up and drop your pants and us ladies will rate you and see where YOU end up!!!
