I have seen the Devil and his name is Facebook!!!

There are certain things I have come to accept. There will always be more bills than money. There will always be one idiot to fuck everything up for everyone else. And Facebook will always be the Devil yet we will all still use it.
I have also determined that Facebook is just another way for us all to pass judgment on each other and piss of the people you thought were your friends.
No matter what you post or what you say there will always be SOMEONE who is offended by it. Whether it's your language, your music selections, or how often you post or don't post for that matter. How often you don't comment on their page or that you comment too much. That you talk about your kids too much or you don't have children at all therefore have nothing of value to say.
It has also become another way for us to treat each other like we're back in high school. Ever notice the same cliques that existed then still exist now. And even as adults some of these "exclusive" people still won't let you in making you feel as if you are right back in your lunch room segregated at tables according to your status. And try as you might to travel from table to table you just don't have what it takes!!
What's more....it can be the destroyer of relationships. If you had a boyfriend/girlfriend when you started your account you sure as hell won't by the end of it!!
It gives everyone a way to run their past right into the ground. Live vicariously through others and never let go of their high school football career.
Where punishment is issued in no uncertain terms by DELETION!
It has also provided endless hours of entertainment and ways to waste HOURS at work by farming, bartending, cooking, pretending you are a vampire or a gangster or creating a magical horse that flies you to another world.

Even with all of this we still use it on a daily basis!! SEE YOU THERE FRIENDS!! ;P

A PSA on Cell Phone Etiquette

Nothing annoys me more than someone who doesn't use their cell phone to it's full potential. When I say this I mean:

1. Answering someone when they txt you.
When someone asks you a direct question have the common courtesy to answer it in a timely fashion.
2. Quit blaming your lack of manners on cell phone reception! You know you are just being rude!
3. Gentlemen (and I use that term loosely here)- The cell phone can be used for more than just sexting, downloading porn, and sending ridiculous pictures that are funny to no one but you!
4. If you would rather not speak to someone let them know that INSTEAD of hitting your "ignore" button and sending them straight to voice mail EVERY time they call. You may think this will get the point across but it's rude and avoidance isn't going to solve anything because CLEARLY that person will just call again!!
5. If you are going to set a ring tone for each person in your phone then try not to make it insulting just in case that person happens to hear it someday. Even if it is an inside joke to only you!
6. Gentlemen- Another rule of thumb, don't break up with people over txt. Seriously!
7. Get off the damn phone while you are in a check out line. Self explanatory!
8. Not everyone cares about your conversation so keep it down!
9. When it says "Please turn off all cell phones" in a theater, that's what it means.
10. If you have more apps on your phone than you have phone numbers than you clearly have too much time on your hands and need a hobby.

Hi all and Thx

Just wanted to say "Hi" and Thanks to my readers in Russia, Germany, Sweden, and The United Arab Emirants!! And of course the U.S. !!!! Who knew!!!!