How to know you are dealing with a Stupid Bitch!!

Working in the public I have seen them in droves. Females who make me ashamed to have a vagina or equally important make me want to punch them in theirs for being so stupid.
I capitalized the words 'Stupid Bitch' in the title because I firmly believe this should be a proper name to describe the following women:

1.Women who point something out and ask a question about something that clearly has a sign answering their question...right in front of their finger. Stupid Bitch.
2.Women who run around like a maniac looking for something then run up to you in a panic and ask if you have said object, you take them down the same isle they have been patrolling for 15 like a war ship and it's not there. If you don't see it we don't have it. There is not a secret store room in the back, in my pocket, or otherwise. Stupid Bitch.
3.Women who can not look for or follow directional signs. Signs with arrows stating: 'THIS WAY' or HUGE lit up RESTROOM signs and then proceed to ask, "Where is the... ooohhh....hehehehehehe." You're not funny, you're a .....Stupid Bitch.
4.Women who hold up an entire line while they organize their purse. This is simply a pet peeve. Stupid Bitch.
5.Women who wear flip flops, shorts, belly shirts, skirts that show their oh-la-la with no coat in 30 degree weather and then proclaim, "It's cold." and expect me to agree and look sympathetic. No I'm going to look at you like you're an idiot because you are a.... Stupid Bitch.
6.Women who make a pit stop on their way home while doing their 'walk of shame'. At least straighten your disheveled ass out before getting out of the car. Get a brush through that hair, wipe away that eyeliner that made it's way across your face as it was pushed into the pillow an hour ago. Don't subject other people to your poor decision making just go straight home. Stupid Bitch.
7.Women who post shit on Facebook that makes them seem so profound, deep, spiritual, smart, and like they have their shit together when in reality they are THE LAST person you would ever want to take advice from because they have fucked up their life far worse than they have ever told anyone. Quit lyin to yourself. Ya hot mess, everyone else already knows the truth.....Stupid Bitch.

We were all stupid once but here's to those of us that have straightened our asses out!!!