Considering a career change???

Here are some new career path ideas:

1. Magician...cuz everything is more fun with a squirting flower.... wait that's a clown.
2. Clown ...because everything is more fun with a squirting flower.
3. Belly Dancer....I'm currently looking for an internship for this position. Just sayin...
4. Vampire Slayer.....for those who enjoy beating ass anyway.
5. Private Investigator....for those who enjoy snooping and looking in people's windows anyway.
6. Professional dog walker...Hey, it worked for that chic in that movie that time.
7. Groupie...if you're into drugs and meaningless sex.
8. Lion Tamer.....for those who believe they are "in touch" with the Animal Kingdom.
9. Hand model.....because it's just utterly ridiculous.
10.a "Tracer"....for those of you who have seen "Chasing Amy" you know what this is.
11. Defense against the Dark Arts Professor.....It's always everyone BUT Snape. Why not you?
12.The guy who empties septic tanks.....if you think YOUR job is bad just try his for a day!!!!