Bullshit you should never have to endure at airports!!!!

I know it's been a while since my last post. I guess that's what happens when you fall in love, you have less to bitch about. But leave it up to me to find SOMETHING out there.....
During my travels the last several days these are the things I noticed that maybe should be posted  in airports along with the regulations on bags and boarding!
1. The WORST smell in the world......CURRY!!! I can't say this enough. The silver lining in the seats being next to the bathroom on the last flight home was that they were FAR from the curry smell.
2.Middle aged men in skinny jeans. Especially when those jeans are of a strange color such as teal. It's bad enough boy bands still exist.....
3.People having arguments on their cell phone with their significant others while they are waiting at their gate. We're all stressed out enough, I could give a shit about your stress and don't really wanna hear about how, "she's just not listening to you!" STFU!!!
4. Foreigners who refuse to speak English but try to communicate with you via the international language of knowing looks (or laughs) such as in situations above.
5.People reading over your shoulder. Can I F'n help you??
6.Strange smells that CAN NOT be identified.
7.The stewardess who feels it is her "option" to serve you! (the term stewardess was used here versus flight attendant because it is my OPTION to be politically correct since it was hers to do her job. kthx)
8.Parents who allow their children to run around at the gates like wild animals. Enough said.
9. Further more, a parent who allows their child to walk around the airport with a split in the ass of their pants and no diaper on! (Yea, it happened! Keepin it classy in Detroit!)
10. The worldly woman who really believes that hat really COMPLETES her traveling outfit. (none of the outfit matched in the first damn place!)
11.  Men who adjust their junk in public. Do I need to explain anymore here?
12. Women who don't shave their legs but INSIST on wearing skirts and dresses. We aren't in Europe and that shit ain't sexy. Pick up a razor!!!
13. People feeding each other. Why? At terminals. Why?
This blog is dedicated to all my cousins...keepin it real all over the country!! Miss you already!!!