I've had my share of invitations, I have to admit, but not all of them are memorable and some of them are memorable for the WRONG reasons!! Sometimes I wonder if these guys are serious and what they were taught about dating growing up.
I long for the days when it was simple like "Will you go out with me? Yes or No (check one)"
Black and white and right to the point which is how I like things! No confusion and nothing left open ended in case one or the other party finds something better to do.
I started thinking of the more interesting ways in which I have been "pursued":
1.Leaving a note on my windshield. I understand you didn't have enough courage to approach me directly and speak to me and while this is an interesting option it is slightly stalker-ish. Rest assured I will throw your note on the ground for another lucky woman to find and I'm sure she will automatically assume it was for her since all it said was, "I seen you round the neighborhood and I'd like to get to know ya. Here's my number hit me up." BTW-your proper use of grammar was also impressive.
2.Writing on my To-do list at work. It would have been flattering for a moment except it said, "Date with ________= priceless". Wow that's really romantic and just what every woman is looking for. You really think a lot of yourself, don't you? So much so that I know you have been using the same technique on almost all the women there. Here's a hint: You're not that impressive and neither is your technique. Take a class or better yet, get some!!!
3.And probably the simplest: yelling an invitation at me from afar! There isn't enough that can be said about yelling, "Hey baby, you're hot! Can I get your number?" Like Erin Brokovich said,"I'm full of numbers" for instance 35..that's my age, .48 that's the balance in my checking account, or here's one for you 4..that's the number of jobs I've had in the last 2 years.
Keep it simple, gentleman!
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