"They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no,no,no"

ATTENTION READERS: Yes, I am aware I need to attend myself! Don't bother commenting!kthx!
It is my firm belief that there should be a "Relationship Rehab" for men (and for women for that matter)
There would be little white cots in a group area for the minor cases, private rooms for the men that really need work, and a segregated area for the more extreme cases.
Minor cases would consist of those who fuck up "occasionally", but make the SAME mistakes consistently. i.e. simply not thinking before they act or speak and trouble keeping their word.
Mediocre cases would be those who have no consideration in their decision making and lack general respect for women's feelings.
SEVERE cases would consist of those who cheat, lie, speak harshly and without love. etc. to women over and over and over again.
All patients would be required to work one on one with female counselors and submit to "field testing".
Field testing would consist of a mock relationship of 3 months or more, depending on the severity of the case, where they would be expected to exhibit new learned habits from group therapy and one on one sessions with counselors.
Women's Rehab would consist of therapy sessions and work shops on getting over dead beat men, moving on, being attracted to the RIGHT kind of man, letting go of a relationship when it's over, sticking up for herself, not acting like a psycho, and being more independent.