Death at the doorstep......

It is with great sadness that I announce the demise of the Orb Weaving spider, who I have affectionately named Monty. Monty passed away today just outside his/her home at 2pm. It appears Monty was getting too big for his/her britches and created a web OVER my door. Since this simply will not do.... I killed him. Yes, that's right, I sprayed him/her with insect killer (You must be kidding if you thought I was going to touch that thing!!) Monty is survived by 1000 children. His/her parents preceded him/her in death last fall. There is no memorial or burial planned. If you would like to send flowers you may send them to me, I prefer roses. Adios Monty!