This next post will be a rant on men. I feel it necessary to post today's disclaimer BEFORE the blog so there is no confusion.
Disclaimer: Gentlemen- If you are sensitive to attacks on your species this may not be the post you want to read today because not only do I not care but I also don't want to hear about it. Just sayin....
There are habits of men that I have observed that ABSOLUTELY drive me crazy and we are talking aside from the usual pain in the ass stuff they do. Things that I find my self saying, "And you all think WE make no sense!
1. Men who own wallets but still insist on crumpling up their money in their pocket of folding it into tiny squares and THEN putting it in their wallet. Why bother with the wallet. It's sort of like when you guys complain to us about our purses being too big and then we can never find anything.
2. The men from the scenario above that don't bother uncrumpling or unfolding the money before they hand it to me. Is it really that hard? Thanks for the consideration ya jerk!!
3. Men with a vault full of change in their pocket who also have problems counting and hold everyone else up while they attempt to dig out five dollars in change just so they can lighten their pockets!!! Leave the freakin change at home in a jar ya dip shit! Problem solved!
4. men who insist on trying to play ridiculous games with me while I'm trying to work. You aren't cute, you are annoying and you will only manage to piss me off so don't wonder why I am then grouchy!
5. Men with nails longer than mine. This is simply just DISGUSTING and I don't understand what purpose it serves!
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